Controller Geek Pillows

'New game'

Homo Gamus

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"...and in conclusion..."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

Critic software

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Accountant sings the blues

"For tonight's lecture I'm going to stick to the program. I have to. I'm a robot."

'In ancient times they needed these to watch TV!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'With programed trading, the computer's in the driver's seat. My Money is just along for the ride!'

"When is it my turn?"

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'