Control Panel Enthusiast Pillows

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"You seem very remote."

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

Gamers

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"I am a control freak."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"You fix it by buying a new one."