Media Control Enthusiast Pillows

"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Newspaper suicide.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Binge Watch

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control wars.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Lazy Rower.

Man selling lamb weekly

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Is anything good on?"

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"Hey! This is news."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Silly News.