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"We decided to have the V-chip inserted directly into his brain."

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"...and in conclusion..."

Presenter Auditions.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Remote control wars.

'Read ALL about IT! While we're STILL in Circulation!'

Man selling lamb weekly

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Lazy Rower.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Is anything good on?"

'What a control freak!'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'We interrupt this Special Bulletin to give you an even more special bulletin!'

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.