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Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'I'll push the buttons around here.'

'Well, I think I've finally gotten a handle on Jim!'

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

Remote control wars.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

God creates humans.

US and North Korea missile tests

"It's so hard to settle on a office temperature that everybody likes."

"I am a control freak."

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."