Remote Controller Enthusiast Pillows

'We couldn't pry the remote control out of his hand.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

Lazy Rower.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"You seem very remote."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

2016 Policlicks

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'Does it have a remote control?'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Drone Fly Trap

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'