Remote Controller Enthusiast Prints

'We couldn't pry the remote control out of his hand.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Penguin Remote

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Lazy Rower.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

2016 Policlicks

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Does it have a remote control?'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"