Remote Control Enthusiast Prints

Rodney kicked off his new fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control

"John, our son's not remote control operated, you actually have to speak to him."

'Changing the channels is not part of sharing the housework.'

Man on desert island points a remote controller at the sunset.

Wife turns husband off with remote control.

'It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'There's nothing wrong with this campaign that a good fast-forward wouldn't fix.'

'Sorry, we couldn't pry the remote from his fingers.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'I made out great on the property settlement. She got the house and the cars and I got the remote!'

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

Dog controlling TV

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'Does it have a remote control?'

'My wife won't miss me 'til she realizes she's got the remote.'

'He has been helping a lot around the house lately,'

'I'm kind of worried about retirement. The company didn't give Ed a gold watch. They gave him a gold remote.'

Too much TV.

Remote control sheep

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Click.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control wars.

You need the exercise,so I bought you a bigger remote.

'No-no honey - that's Daddy's pacifier, here's YOURS!'

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

The first successful removal of a TV remote control from an adult male's clenched fist.

'At last! A system with only 1 remote to deal with!'

A caveman with a remote control unit changes the cave drawings on his wall with a flick of the button.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"Daft? You've sat there watching it for nearly two hours, and all you can say is 'daft'?"

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"You seem very remote."

'My job may be hanging by a thread; my retirement fund may be in the tank; and you may still have all your hair, Stu; but nobody's gonna take my damn remote control!'