Remote Control Connoisseur Prints

Man to TV: 'I love you!'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

Moliere

Remote control car breakdown.

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Submarine Hunter.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"You seem very remote."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

2016 Policlicks

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."