Control Panel Enthusiast Gifts

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"...and in conclusion..."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Lazy Rower.

Remote control wars.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

Gamers

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"You seem very remote."

"I am a control freak."

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"You fix it by buying a new one."