Control Enthusiast Gifts

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

"Agenda item 1: My obsessive need to control."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"You're very controlling."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'What a control freak!'

Maud was a real backseat driver.

Egg Timer.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"The universal remote comes with great responsibility. It controls the entire universe."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

Date Control

Debbie attaches her husband to a proprietary dream monitor to make sure he doesn't cheat on her in his sleep.

"I am a control freak."

'He runs a marvelously disciplined corporation.'

"Ok - when we get to the freeway I'll drive!"

"What do you mean I'm a control freak?"

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Businessman as God

I think she's a control freak.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Oh no, I forgot his daily planner. How am I going to control his every move?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.