Controller Enthusiast Gifts

Consoles.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rage.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"...and in conclusion..."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Remote control wars.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

Submarine Hunter.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"You seem very remote."

Gamers

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Accountant sings the blues

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'You had to go one better, didn't you?' - Remote Control implant.

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."