Controller Contender Gifts

"When is it my turn?"

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"I am a control freak."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Contest to enter the University

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Accountant sings the blues

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

Consoles.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."