Controller Champions Gifts

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"I am a control freak."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"When is it my turn?"

Computer Gamers.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

Consoles.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'