Controller Champions Pillows

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"I am a control freak."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

"When is it my turn?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Consoles.