Controller Challenger Gifts

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Heel! Pass it on."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Capitalism

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"When is it my turn?"

Computer Gamers.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

Consoles.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'Checkmate!'

Man and dog.

In need of a wash...

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

Police Complaints Authority

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.