Controller Juggler Gifts

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

The coffee's not working.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

W.C. Fields

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

Armless chainsaw juggler.

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.