Java Juggler Gifts

Personalized coffe mugs, Yomp, Inc: (name) GET BACK TO WORK!

Forgot to leave room for cream

'Is this a 'cup of Joe' or someone else's cup?'

'I've been asked to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

The coffee's not working.

"I drank 20 cups of coffee yesterday and gave a 500 word sales pitch in 30 seconds, but not in any known language."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Can do...No can do

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Deadline

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'I find my job interesting because even after 27 years, I still don't know exactly what I'm doing here!'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Juggler and Illusionist