'I love working with my hands.'
Chip Juggler Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a chip juggler? Our collection features witty and charming items that highlight their creative talent and love for juggling life’s little surprises. Whether they’re a seasoned performer or just love the art of juggling, find something special for their unique passion.
In/Out/These Things Happen.
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"
The coffee's not working.
'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'
Moving in
Spam in inbox.
'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'
The Communicator
Overworked
"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."
The Music of Life (in the key of dna).
Snakecharming.
'Are you sure its a purbred?'
Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'
Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.
"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"
Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.
'Take a message...'
Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.
'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'
Unicyclist painting a ceiling,
Woman holding two phones together.
"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."
The Secret Formula in Coffee
You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.
Multitasking.
"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."
Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.
"Gotta go."
Chip Juggler Gifts Collection
Chip Juggler Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate creative interests like chip juggling for a fun start to any day.
Chip Juggler Pillows
Find cozy pillows with playful juggling designs, a charming addition to any creative space.
Chip Juggler Prints
Decorate with our vibrant art prints that capture the fun and skill of chip juggling, ideal for inspiring any creative environment.
Chip Juggler T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase humor and creativity, perfect for chip jugglers and juggling enthusiasts alike.