Chip Juggler Mugs

'I love working with my hands.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'

The coffee's not working.

Moving in

Spam in inbox.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Overworked

The Communicator

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Snakecharming.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'Take a message...'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Woman holding two phones together.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

The Secret Formula in Coffee

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

'Kid, you flunked the driving test. But you get high marks in audio system tuning, cell phone fumbling, and GPS fiddling.'