Controller Challenger T-Shirts

'If there's no controller, how do you move the dice?'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"Heel! Pass it on."

Mental Health System Breakdown

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Computer Gamers.

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"When is it my turn?"

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'Checkmate!'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

Man and dog.

In case of computer breakdown break glass

Consoles.

In need of a wash...

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

'Well, I hope you're satisfied -- I spent all afternoon going over your return, and I can't find a thing wrong with it!'

Police Complaints Authority

Scooter thinks outside the box of treats

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'