Computer Challenger T-Shirts

"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

Capitalism

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

Selling Justice

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."