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"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."

'Michael, go in there and help your father before he throws another tantrum.'

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Mental Health System Breakdown

AI

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Selling Justice

'Fantastic! With this new microchip we can build PCs ten times more powerful than today's, that won't sell at Christmas either!'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"Of course, I could be wrong."

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'