Cyber Challenger T-Shirts

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

AI

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

When a nanosecond is forever.

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Careers Advice

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

'It doesn't contain anything that'll help you find a job.'

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

'I think you'll find that's checkmate for you too, Sir.'

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

Sorry, Bob, but the hive voted to go with Barb's blueprint again this year.

Sometimes my willpower needs a little reminding. Stop looking at your phone.

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

In and Out Tray

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

"Well, I'd say you were exactly the type of employee we're looking for!"

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

R.I.P. J.Q. Public: his crowdfunding skills just didn't measure up

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'