Captcha Challenger T-Shirts

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'I am not a robot.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Sod U OK!?"

"Of course, I could be wrong."

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"But I am a robot."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"Tom, this is an ideas meeting, not a planning meeting."

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"He's not so clever, he thinks he's playing draughts"

'My client is advised not to answer that question.'

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

The Evolution of fish

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

In and Out Tray

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

'You can add my name to that long list of people who don't understand you!'

"I don't understand this. . . the crossword's been half-completed - again!!"