Internet Challenger T-Shirts

You want to play internet Scrabble? Right. But that's where I draw the line. I will not waste time with that stupid email, or internet surfing or blobbing. Blogging. that too. I just want to use the internet to crush other people with my superior vocabulary. Then brag about your vocabulary on a blob. I'll leave the flanning to you. Flamin.

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

AI

'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Fight on the top

Capitalism

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

Selling Justice

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

New claims that GPs health damaged by government bureaucracy.

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."

In case of computer breakdown break glass

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'This is Hugh from PrivateMeds Inc. he's looking around the hospital...'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

Medieval Patent Office

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."