Controller Champion Gifts

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Rage.

Homo Gamus

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'What a control freak!'

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I am a control freak."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"When is it my turn?"

Computer Gamers.

"I like things to be done my way but by somebody else."

Micromanager of the Year Award: 'No, you need to present the award from my left...and did you do the awards form 87F, 2012?...'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Consoles.

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

"My mom was a helicopter parent growing up and now she's become a B52 since I started working."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

'These new electronic tags are fantastic, they really make it possible for managers to keep track.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

In need of a wash...