Controller Captains Gifts

Rage.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Homo Gamus

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lighthouse Beam.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Internet Cafe.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'