Remote Control Captain Gifts

Remote control bridge in bath.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"She died doing what she loved."

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

Couple trying to turn each other off with a remote control

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

'Presently, Reinhart, I possess a controlling interest in comfy chair and the remote.'

"Stop surfing so fast, you'll fall off the board."