Remote Sea Captain Gifts

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

How the goat got square eyes.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Lifeboat