Remote Sea Captain T-Shirts

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

The Dubloon Stops Here

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Sailor in Car.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Lifesaver!

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

How the goat got square eyes.

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Distractions.

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Suez Canal Curse

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'