Sea Captains T-Shirts

Sailor in Car.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Sea weed harvest.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lighthouse Beam.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lifesaver!

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

Romance on the Yacht

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Distractions.