Sea Captains T-Shirts

Sailor in Car.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

Romance on the Yacht

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'