Remote Control Commander Gifts

I resist all change, except for TV channels, of course!

Hello, is the head couch potato at home?

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Man in front of TV sees - 'That's our newscast don't go sneaking off and get deprogramed somewhere else'

Girl on couch considers channel-hopping to be a sport

Tv Remote

"I don't care when my parents don't understand me. I care when the voice activated remote doesn't understand me."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

How the goat got square eyes.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"You have repetitive motion injury."