Remote Control Boss Gifts

Witness protection programming.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Penguin Remote

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Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

Mind control

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"You have repetitive motion injury."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.