Remote Control Boss Gifts

Witness protection programming.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

TV-Man

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

Mind control

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"You have repetitive motion injury."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

2016 Policlicks

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.