Remote Controls Gifts

'What's wrong with the remote, it won't change the channel?'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Remote-controlled window.

'It's the latest in digit remotes!'

"Right - let's give this remote a proper trial."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Penguin Remote

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Remote Control Duck

"...and in conclusion..."

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"You seem very remote."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Mind control

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"