Remote Control Toys Gifts

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

Remote Control Duck

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Homo Zapiens

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Dollphins

Penguin Remote

'I can change! I swear!'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"This dog has wheels!"

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.