Remote Control Toys Mugs

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

Remote Control Duck

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

One boy flies remote control helicopter, another flies remote control air balloon.

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Future garbage truck driver.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

TV-Man

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Dollphins

Children's Imagination

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Penguin Remote

'I can change! I swear!'

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Remote control wars.

Submarine Hunter.

Remote control car breakdown.

"This dog has wheels!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

Mind control