Remote Controller Mugs

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

All the stuff you need is here.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

Couch Potato

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Binge watching and whinge watching

Penguin Remote

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote control car breakdown.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Submarine Hunter.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.