Remote Control Specialist Mugs

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

"...and in conclusion..."

I think therefore I am.

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'How long has your work place been human free?'

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

Remote control car breakdown.

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

Submarine Hunter.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.