Remote Control Specialist T-Shirts

"Hey! That's not Rogers. It's his avatar."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

I think therefore I am.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

'How long has your work place been human free?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Submarine Hunter.

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

"You seem very remote."

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.