Remote Controller Pillows

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

All the stuff you need is here.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

Couch Potato

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'He played every minute of three football matches on TV today.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Binge watching and whinge watching

Penguin Remote

TV-Man

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Homo Zapiens

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"...and in conclusion..."

Remote Control Duck

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

Submarine Hunter.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Remedy for the incurable romantic...