Remote Controller Commander Pillows

"She died doing what she loved."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Internet Cafe.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

Penguin Remote

How the goat got square eyes.

"...and in conclusion..."

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Cool game!"

Mind control

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!