Tv Remote Commander Pillows

"Someday, Son, this remote will be yours."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

How the goat got square eyes.

Remote Control Duck

Penguin Remote

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Remote control wars.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control car breakdown.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Mind control

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"I'm married to a control freak!"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"She died doing what she loved."

Guy flying himself.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

What Dads Are Made of,,,

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."