Tv Remote Commander Pillows

"Someday, Son, this remote will be yours."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

How the goat got square eyes.

Penguin Remote

Remote Control Duck

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Remote control wars.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control car breakdown.

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Mind control

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"She died doing what she loved."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Guy flying himself.

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Remote control bridge in bath.