Tv Remote Ruler Pillows

"You'll have to watch the Super Bowl another night. I've got shopping channel fever."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

I love my Timpani

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Malcolm Sargent

"He's my school project for science class."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Penguin Remote

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A politician's dream come true...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Interactive TV news.'

"God, I love this show!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"I am a control freak."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Trust no one."

"Sky, sir?"

What Dads Are Made of,,,

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

All the stuff you need is here.

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."