Tv Remote Ruler Mugs

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

I love my Timpani

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"He's my school project for science class."

Penguin Remote

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

A politician's dream come true...

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'Interactive TV news.'

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"I am a control freak."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

"Sky, sir?"

"Trust no one."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."