Remote Ruler Mugs

'Interactive TV news.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

"I am a control freak."

Pandemic survival tool

"Welcome to the Remote Control Freak Recovery Program."

Remote controlled jester.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"Sky, sir?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

A politician's dream come true...

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

Mind control

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

"Delivery."

"Trust no one."

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

Two Pints Today Please.

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

Just Married

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"