Remote Ruler Gifts

'Interactive TV news.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

"I am a control freak."

Pandemic survival tool

"Welcome to the Remote Control Freak Recovery Program."

Remote controlled jester.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"God, I love this show!"

"Sky, sir?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

A politician's dream come true...

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Why, this is fit for me!"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'Your Majesty could have gold fish in the moat.'

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

Mind control

"Delivery."

"Trust no one."

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

Two Pints Today Please.