Remote Dictator Gifts

Just Married

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I really got used to working from home."

How the goat got square eyes.

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Busking during a pandemic

'Interactive TV news.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'I had laser eye surgery and I still can't find the remote.'

"We've lost the remote."

"I am a control freak."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Mind control

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

"Sky, sir?"

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

TV Time

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'