Role-play Ruler Gifts

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Princess.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'