Controller Commander Pillows

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Computer Game Director.

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

Rage.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Homo Gamus

Second lifeReal life.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

'Your wife called to remind you that you're married, sir.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Still on your left."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Well there it is in black and white gentlemen, we're in the red."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Accountant sings the blues

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

Computer Gamers.

"When is it my turn?"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"She died doing what she loved."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'