Console Commander Pillows

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'Now I want you to press a button - any button!'

"Dude...I don't think this kinda battle has a reset button."

"We need to get this new video game system! What do you think? Is it get-us-all-we-want, Papi or no-way-we're-spoiled, Papi?"

'The computer beat me at chess, but is no match for me at kick boxing!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

The gaming world.

Kids these days!

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

"Cool game!"

"I moved all of the stuff in the corner since I'm always standing in it anyway."

'Hurry, activate your Huffing and Puffing Shields!'

"He's an excellent multi-slacker."

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Internet Cafe.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Artist painting a cat.

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."